Monday Musings: I Hate Mustaches and Zombies

So for today's Monday (er... Tuesday) Musings I just want to tell you that, months into the trends, I still absolutely cannot fathom the crazed obsession with the "impending" zombie apocalpyse and mustaches. Perhaps I'm just not cool and hip, but I don't get it. I'm tired of seeing stupid zombies and stupid mustaches everywhere and I thought I'd share some of the ridculousness with you.

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I have to admit that this one does have a certain appeal...

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...as does this one.

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See how that baby is making a fist? I think it's foreshadowing for how he's going to feel 25 years down the road when these pictures show up in his wedding slide show...

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Why, oh why, anyone desire a mustache-shaped sandwich?